fire up the internet

Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.

*switching on evil machines*

FIRE UP THE INTERNET!

by Italian guy2 February 24, 2011

Set Fire to the Rain

To fart while peeing

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022

Fire sale eviction

An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.

He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

dick wall fire

when a dildo is attached to a wall and has been lit on fire

don’t you know love it when dick wall fire

by bestie this is for you March 9, 2021

St Elmo’s Fire

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.

Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.

by Admiral blue balls August 29, 2022

Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.

Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?

by SithLordTrevor June 5, 2022

Fire hydrant fallacy

Illogical form of argument for the support of fertile soil in the desert. Precursors in the desert soil have yet to be broken down by water to create fertile nutrients that aid in crop production.

The argument of the undeveloped dessert terrain can be fertile is a fire hydrant fallacy because no water exist in the dessert to develope that sexy A horizon.

by Dr.stapleton February 12, 2022