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Fat Midden's

If someone's a pure "fat midden!" then they're a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky bitches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of Glezga
An innocent pedestrian walks down a street and bumps into two fat cheeky bitches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips....

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "hu hu
hu" "Haw!....You!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "yes what is it?"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "you are like, sooo gay!...hu hu he!...like man"

FAT CHEEKY BITCHES: "like yeah, totally man.....hu hu hu!"

INNOCENT PASSER BY: "aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of FAT MIDDEN'S HEN!...cheerio!"
by TheOnlyGayInTheVillage January 26, 2005
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Fat daddy

Finee ass boyy who name start with a C
Fat daddy can gimme d anytime
by Fw.meeee August 25, 2019
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the fat man

A cataclysmic bomb that put Hiroshima in its place, an showed the japs that they should never have gotten into the war
Person: "I love how many people the fat man killed "

Person2: "me too, but I prefer the 'splosion that the little boy made"
by JewHunt42 December 15, 2016
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Wrist Fat

noun: referring to any number of
incompetent and unresourceful bureaucrats with little or no capacity to deal with the public in a helpful manner. Almost invariably characterized by being overweight and fashion-challenged.
I had to fix my direct deposit with payroll and encountered some serious wrist fat.

That administrator had rolls of wrist fat!
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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Kieran’s fat

“Bro have you seen Kieran’s fat?”
By God thats a lot”
by YBPYT August 13, 2019
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fat fetish

GUY man your hot
FAT GIRL you have a fat fetish me 2
GUY me 3
by harry potter fan 1999 April 22, 2022
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fat panda

Short, round, and fat looking female who sun tan brings out the abnormal amount of blond peach fuzz covering her extend belly. Like most pandas found in the wild, they are smilingly cuddly, yet rear and highly dumb. Even though their diet is high in healthy leafy greens they are still morbidly suffering from edema in the truck region.
The region in the world most likely able to sight the fat panda is in Scandinavia, Norway, Oslo, BI. Coloring is odd, dark leather skin and blond hair of the head or torso. Rejects male company in its lair. highly emotional and lacking is street smarts. likelihood of living a miserable life is high...
by horete bjørn January 9, 2011
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