cake monkey

a cake monkey is a bitch who loves makeup sooo much that she covers every part of her face like 10 times over and over

thats a cake monkey

guy 1:dude i saw like 7 layers of makup on her face

guy 2:what a cake monkey

by cwilb November 4, 2009

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Sweat Cake

UK Slang A sweat cake is best defined as someone who always worries about everything and anything their girlfriend might not appreciate

Dom: Blad u comin out tonight?
Hussain: Nahh cuz, i ain't feelin it uno, probs jus gona chill with my girl
Dom: Ur sucha a F*"£&"* Sweat Cake ...

by Babalos May 30, 2010

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When multiple people lie on top of each other, stomach down, to individually receive dick. Can be performed with any sexual orientation, so long as the person standing has something phallic in nature attached to their body.

Okay, tonight, we're doing the cake stack. Call Maxine, Fatima, and Stacy, we're gonna make a big one this time.

by Aurens March 21, 2021

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Wax Cakes

Waxing Cakes is when two people get it on in a passionate loving manner, similar to Beating Cheeks.

Dude: whats ur plans dawg?
Dude2: prolly gonna wax cakes with ur old lady bro.

or

Dude: hey man how was ur weekend?
Dude2: ah dude I waxed mad cakes with this fine azz bitch, i'm prolly gonna beat cheeks with her again tomozz

by nolan; August 22, 2008

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