Furry Norwegian Snake

A new species of snake that is usually gay and plays tuba. Often found not in Norway but inside of toilets.

Oh my goodness, that furry Norwegian snake is absolutely jaw-droppingly hot! I want to marry it.

by ThatTubaBabe February 4, 2025

Thunder the Snake

When you're giving a dude a hand job and punch his asshole right as he starts to cum.

I swiped right this dude, and after dinner, we went to his house and I gave him a Thunder the Snake.

by RoccoRockbottom March 11, 2023

Virgin Snake

A species of snake with little or no penis.

Jake Paul is a Virgin Snake

by merciivy September 30, 2020

The Coiled Snake

The act of inserting only the shaft of ones penis into the anal cavity of a female. This is done by folding the limp flaccid dick, and cramming it into a tight ass.

"Did you really fuck her in the ass with you limp flaccid folded dick?"

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her the coiled snake!"

"Nice!"

by Rage Cage 33 April 11, 2012

Serbian Snake Fight

When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.

e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!

by macca1251 July 18, 2022

Drake Snake

Drake's 10 metre defeater.

Person 1: hey babe what are you looking at and vigorously masturbating to?
Person 2 (babe): nothing hon.
Person 1: its the drake leak isn't it, you're looking at his drake snake, his ten metre defeater, his rod of reckoning his-
Person 2: im leaving you for drake
Person 1: wowzers.

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake June 13, 2024

water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect, it slips out your hand and you cannot keep hold of it. Sometimes will have to be thumbed in

‘No I didn’t enjoy it, he had a water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024