Josh

A sex mofo with the dick of a 10 ton horse and the face of a god. The only problem with a josh is they are commonly known for their love of drugs and anything that threatens their life.
Wow Steve-O is such a josh!
by True god October 02, 2019
Get the Josh mug.

Josh

The bestest and sexiest boyfriend in the whole wide universe. He has a huge dick and knows how to use it. Also the sweetest and most caring guy ever. Did I mention he has a big dick? Anyway I love him the moistest and he's also the best dad in the entire world to his kids. He has the biggest kindest heart and also a big dick
Josh has a huge penis
by Parikeet March 04, 2022
Get the Josh mug.

Josh

Tyler: I miss Josh

His mom: HE IS NOT REAL
Tyler: oh yeah
by Josh/ray November 27, 2019
Get the Josh mug.

Josh

Any Josh you meet you will be drawn to. He is an absolute magnet.
He is also a part time cripple- he is always doing something that could cause a broken bone. He lives life on the edge!
When around a josh, if he is in a feisty mood, there is a risk of being strangled by a tie, but only if you deserve it lmao.
Yo have you seen josh he is such a cool guy!

Wow I just love josh
by MidgetGirl101 October 15, 2020
Get the Josh mug.

Josh

Fuckboy who smells like armpit, looks like 3 day old road kill and is a fucking weird cubt
Mate im sorry but you are a Josh, *the crowd gasps in terror
by FerrisBeuller October 11, 2019
Get the Josh mug.

Josh

The most incredibly smart, handsome, hilarious and kind guy you’ll ever meet. Josh is always there for you if you’ve had a hard day. Josh’s smile is enough to warm your heart, Josh will even share popcorn with you, he’s that amazing.
Janet: Look, there comes Josh!

Callie: HE JUST SMILED AT ME! I’M SO LUCKY!
by Mr. Iggy Koopa 69 November 27, 2020
Get the Josh mug.

josh

no, I AM the real josh

josh IS me
there can only be one josh and that...is ME!
by real_josh#1 October 16, 2022
Get the josh mug.