A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.
you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
by pctv guy October 9, 2018
Get the Big donkey spankmug. by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017
Get the hot donkey pocketmug. by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022
Get the beef donkeymug. A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 25, 2020
Get the Emotional Support Donkeymug. An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
Get the Donkey Squasagemug. A donkey will always be a donkey, whatever you do would be pointless if you want to turn it into a horse.
by anon ass May 23, 2022
Get the Donkeymug. When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
Get the everlasting donkey punchmug.