D.U.F.F 

D.U.F.F stands for designated ugly fat friend

Kassie wants to feel good about herself so she has a D.U.F.F

D.U.F.F by Nick November 22, 2004

cell-u-lar-sodomy 

The act of taking your piece of shit cell phone back to the store and shoving up the salesperson's ass.

I am so sick of this fucking cell phone. I have had it replaced at least ten times and each one of them has been worst than the last.

I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.

cell-u-lar-sodomy by poppilopo June 12, 2009

s.u.n 

Shut Up Now

If someone says something indicating the conversation is going somewhere you don't wanna go to in public, say s.u.n to keep them from going further

Him on her FB wall: Maybe we could hook up this weekend?

Her: S.U.N

s.u.n by coug-R December 20, 2009

T.U.J. 

Thumbs-Up Jump

A single hop sending the legs into full tuck with the arms held at 45 degree angles forming two thumbs up.

Face of stone: optional.

Hey, I heard Brad threw down a T.U.J. at Sarah's party last night? Who was he serenading?

T.U.J. by Two_Oceans_Eleven August 27, 2012

S.U.B. Sh!t 

S.U.B. - Stupid Ugly Bitch

Mike: Man that chick riding nuts
Jay: Yo leave it ma homie
Mike: How can I? Cause she is S.U.B. Sh!t. I don't fuck with her. Lol
Jay: What??

S.U.B. Sh!t by yeSJay3 November 22, 2015

G.U.Y 

Girl underneath you

I wanna be your G.U.Y.

G.U.Y by SophiaBlack November 27, 2017

M.U.P. 

Mormon Utah Princess. Similar to a Jewish American Princess, but Mormon. Has 5+ beautiful blonde children by the age of 30 (might have a rejuvenated vagina), is insta-famous, has loose blonde curls, loves a good soak, wears fire retardant underwear, always has fake eyelashes.

That M.U.P. drank all my diet coke.

M.U.P. by Saltlakecity12345 June 30, 2018