The Magical Top Up Man

An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.

Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!

by Liverpool One December 31, 2021

Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.

Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.

by JohnWasser February 21, 2019

Drop Top Concrete Eater

A drop top concrete eater is a sex move where the women preferably drops ass to the ground then shoved her face in the “concrete” or probably more comfortable the sheets.

That girl is such a Drop Top Concrete Eater.

by Braysmooth June 21, 2023

Look at the top of his head

When someone gets a very bad hair cut you say this

Oh hell nah man Look at the top of his head

by FelireLmao September 21, 2022

Top-Rope Salad Tossing

Jumping from an elevated surface and ground pounding your partners face with your ass.

Hey, want me to give you a top-rope salad tossing?

by Wohpy February 26, 2021

Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)

Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top

by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020

upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack

damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today

by adimula October 9, 2018