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Brown's Syndrome

The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.
A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."
by EnchantedPeanut July 11, 2011
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brown cheeks

It's when someone doesn't wipe good enough, thus, leading to brown, shit stained butt cheeks.
After that mexican/margarita dinner last night i went home (slightly buzzed) and took a huge dump. Unfortunately, i woke up the next morning with brown cheeks. I was a little pissed, but i guess its better than crapping my pants.
by nastydandude May 21, 2008
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brown toweled

wipe your bum with a friends towel. Then put it back on the rack. the trap is then set.
by crab152003 March 21, 2008
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Brown slapped

The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself.
by omgzzzzzhax February 26, 2009
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brown rosette

a brown rosette is the description of your anus hence it looks like a rosette (rose flower).......
go on love..... show us your brown rosette....... or i int going down on that brown rosette unless its been bleached!
by anus angus November 1, 2008
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Peter Brown

Peter Brown is the sexiest norg you'll ever come across.

He has long dusty blonde hair and usually a golden beard that sometimes looks brown.

He is extremely smart but doesn't like his nipples being touched. He will punch you in the face.

He knows how to program shit and do hardcore satan level mathematics.

He also doesn't like horror movies.

I also love him.
Fuck that guy is smart! He must be Peter Brown!!
by Norg666 April 15, 2014
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brown christmas

Anal on Christmas Eve while wearing Christmas lights. Cookies are apart of the equation. Somehow.
Oh man I had a great brown christmas last night! I was awesome.
by Kazeiskaze October 17, 2015
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