Meat Cleavers

Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.

Commonly shortened to just cleavers.

Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.

I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.

by Harry Ballz Sandwich October 18, 2008

Beyond Meat

When a vegan girl totally by-passes your rod and sucks on your family jewels or rims your ass hole..she went ‘beyond meat’.

My girlfriend wasnt ready for a cockmeat sandwich, so she opted to go vegan, so I got the beyond meat treatment. Not bad for a friday evening

by LowABV May 13, 2021

Meat Sock

If an extremely fat person has no legs the resulting mounds of flesh cascading down and around their stumps result in 'meat socks'.

'You just made love to my meat sock baby'

by refuogee November 10, 2011

meat loaf

when a man sucks a womans toe and its hairy and nasty.

guy: dayyymmm that tastes like meat loaf
girl: omg haha
guy: i love meat loaf

audience: "pukes"

by cookie songz July 4, 2010

Meat Puppet

What the recipient of digital sex becomes if 3 or more fingers are used.

Veronica was a meat puppet of the highest order, to the extent that over the years she had collected enough rings to open her own jewelry store.

by Scandall May 25, 2008

meat head

a certain select group of people that have abnormaly large heads, and cannont fit through everyday doors, tends to knock down trees and destroy small property with the weight and force of thier heads. Usally used as an insult in an everyday conversation

alex jones, john cooper, ally smith, toin

by toin February 5, 2004

meat crob

the female gooch, sometimes reffered to as a cooch. Splits while givig birth.

"when kelly gave birth her meat crob split, it's still healing."

by Biff Johnson February 17, 2004