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Definitions by LowABV

Beyond Meat 

When a vegan girl totally by-passes your rod and sucks on your family jewels or rims your ass hole..she went ‘beyond meat’.
My girlfriend wasnt ready for a cockmeat sandwich, so she opted to go vegan, so I got the beyond meat treatment. Not bad for a friday evening
Beyond Meat by LowABV May 13, 2021

Chicharon 

When you loose a bet the price you pay is a Chicharon. Typically sets you back 5 to 6 bucks, but that the price one pays for the benefit of feeding the group.
Yo AP....you didnt find that 4 week old Bonus sticker so you owe 2 chicharons. Yo Bet...you brought gargage beer so thats gonna cost you a chicharon. The Lunch bus leaves at 12:40. If you aint on it...its gonna be a chicharon!!
Chicharon by LowABV April 29, 2021
Yo...i just had a sack of 10 white castle burgers with some chicken rings and now I have a major case of Skats
Skats by LowABV December 30, 2020

Lalalalalalala 

Jihadish speak for hating the west. Typically sung by old veiled women while holding AK 47’s.
Death to the West!! Lalalalalalala...death to America!! Lalalalalalala...Death to the Zionists! Lalalalalalala...
Lalalalalalala by LowABV December 30, 2020
Business Meeting - When you want to get out of the office with your closest co-workers for a few drinks at lunch and talk shit you hold a business meeting
Yo guys its 12:30...time for our BM. Lets bounce before we get seen. I need to be back by 2:00 for a conference call.
BM by LowABV December 29, 2020