Iwant to fuck a
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
cheeseburger. Just
having that cheesy
goodness melt all
around my cock would
make me feel at ease
with the world again,
Being able to cum
inside a dead cow
makes me feel so alive.
I have been banned
from 231 McDonald's
for public
masturbation.
Whenever I see an ad
for McDonald's I get so
fucking horny. God I
want to fuck a
cheeseburger.
by Cursed ducky September 09, 2022
by Jose Rodriguez January 03, 2023
(1) A mouth that can't shut up. (2) Or one who has a mouth like the butt of a duck, constantly talking, yapping as a ducks butt constantly farts.
by samdingo180@gmail.com August 08, 2019
Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!
Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.
by Lushbeard July 11, 2017
When the cops make you squat and walk while holding your ankles, and continuously cough for the purpose of forcing out contraband that has been hidden inside your pussy or butthole.
Cops: “Alright girls, you know the drill. 10 minutes of the duck walk. If you’re clean, you’re free to go.”
by thelittlestrawberry August 24, 2018
When someone's pants or shorts are a size or two bigger than their normal clothing size. Thus creating a loose fitting around the bottom of the middle seem towards the back of the pants that appears somewhat like a ducks tail.
by Taybears99 March 13, 2024