When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.
Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."
by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 10, 2025
blocking the creepiness of a guy towards a friend's little sister who is five years younger than him
by getoutofhere February 16, 2012
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 15, 2020
When Jews block you from spreading the thruth about their Khazar Edomite heritage and plans for world domination.
I was talking about the Khazar Talmudists the other day and one of their minions didn't like it, so I got a Jew Block. They won't let me post again.
by WhyzGuy April 07, 2019
Being stuck with somebody that is relentlessly hitting on you, while a friend or group of close friends is nearby ignoring your need for intervention.
by falsenorth May 02, 2010
A common phenomenon among consistent chop-enthusiasts involving losing a train of thought or forgetting any and all vocabulary skills after snapping a bowl
by YoungSkooby November 09, 2022
by simracingiscool November 30, 2021