COD-BLOCK

prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.

I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.

by Captain hard January 11, 2023

dorlin block

a dorlin block is a young child who has a strange love for frogs and has sexual feeling for there old mother

Denny is a dorlin block so is dori

by worm guy November 27, 2019

Fart Block

Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)

Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.

by Fartbart January 12, 2017

Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.

You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.

by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022

Block bar

the occurrence of most crimes in major cities not happening within a block of a person leaving their residences

The block bar kept major cities having the lowest excessive force lawsuits per capita.

by Coop Dupe January 23, 2020

tweet block

when you can’t think of anything to tweet about. it’s somewhat like the creative block artists get (art block).

common among jobless people

1: I don’t fucking know what to tweet
2: You probably have the dreaded tweet block

by footnqtes June 7, 2024

Block Head

Being a total Charlie Brown

"Steve totally missed that field goal at the game yesterday."
"Yeah, he's such a block head."

by Me the Breadcat July 18, 2015