Poop and Rally

Similar to "puke and rally". The energized feeling one gets post-defecating. Typically results in a better mood and increased stamina to accomplish the events that follow.

Did Joe just pull an irish goodbye?
No, I think he went to poop and rally. He said he was really struggling to move around.

by GumbiegoinHAM December 5, 2011

poop nipple

A nipple that has been dipped in a pile of poop.

I just got a fucking poop nipple!!

My nipple is covered in shit!

by xbraidx November 6, 2007

poop shoot

A gay mans favorite body part. The ass hole.

Hey baby, ever had your poop shoot licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

...or...

My faggot cousin Neal, takes in the poop shoot.

by Lance Thabian July 22, 2008

Poop Amnesia

A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.

I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.

by FattyOmega January 21, 2021

Poop Rally

A pep rally but with poop

Hey, wanna eat some poop at the poop rally?

by 1234567890abcdefghij July 19, 2020

poop dilemma

When you are out in public and have to poop really bad but you are headed home soon. Do you A. Poop in public restroom. Or B. try to hold it till you get home

You are at a bar finishing up last call with friends and have to poop. You then try to decide if you hold it until you get home or go in the bar restroom. You turn to your friend and say " I have a poop dilemma."

by Jmelon October 5, 2013

Poop Dick

When you taking a shit and your dick falls into the water.

Bro! I need to wash my dick. I got poop dicked.

by 2.Scriple August 8, 2017