Maple Cake

Something that looks good, but tastes horrible. Also used metaphorically.

The new Modest Mouse CD is maple cake to the max.

by Jesska March 24, 2004

Tastie cakes

1. n. Slang term used to describe attractive people, usually boys; term of endearment similar to 'hunny' or 'cutie pie'.
2. n. Little Debbie 'tulip cakes'

Anna-Maria: "look at the tastie cakes in that car!"
Robertine: "let's flash them"

by Anna-Maria Lengyel August 22, 2011

Pound Cake

making a pocket pussy out of ground beef, jack off into it, and then eat it

damn i’m feelin like making a pound cake mmmmmmm

by whatthemeeks August 6, 2020

Spoon-cake

A homosexual male who lives most of his saying that he's heterosexual but everyone knows that he's really homosexual.

Everyone knew he was a Spoon-cake no matter how much denied it.

by jokerface249 June 24, 2009

Baby Cakes

Originating from london its a term of endearment for someone you think is troubled

Them - Im always drink alone I keep thinking of that polish girl.
Me- are you ok baby cakes?

by joseSLondon June 22, 2016

Rice Cake

Something to call your Asian friends when they're being annoying

Chow Ming: No I will not help you with your homework. Very disappointing.
Response: Don't be a jerk, Rice Cake

by merp.jpg October 2, 2020

grumble cakes

A metaphorical something you eat when you are really grumpy/cranky.

What are you having for supper tonight?
Hmmmph. Grumble cakes.

by ha wednesday May 2, 2004