"Bro I saw Josh the other day his ass looks so juicy bruh should I ask him out for a tea party? I already bought the dresses"
by Mirrorrae 👩🦲🙏🏼 February 18, 2022
Get the Tea partymug. when you lay comfortably with your balls in someones face for an extended period of time, preferably while relaxing with a cup of tea
by Vivi Chan the Dragon December 2, 2023
Get the tea soakermug. This is a BOOB girl. Every boy, when reaching puberty, is asked the old age question: boobs or ass? It is at that time that the boys makes a choice, a decision that will determine the man they will become. This girl shapes men's lives, and men love her shape. She may not have an ass but no one is complaining. Their lacking bottom half and tremendous top half make them resemble a tree. FOOTNOTE: this word originates from the saying "top tier titties" because "tea tree" sounds similar to "tres T's" or "three T's" and that is the acronym for "top tier titties".
I used to be an ass guy but now I'm a boob guy. All it took was one tea tree to change my whole perspective.
by Seanul April 19, 2022
Get the Tea Treemug. by Fundell Miballs October 4, 2023
Get the Cameltoe Teamug. by urbandictionaryvea October 24, 2022
Get the ICED TEAmug. When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort, and “clocky” means that shit abt to come out… clocky tea…
“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”
“Yes, omg!”
*then they beat each other up*
“Yes, omg!”
*then they beat each other up*
by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025
Get the clocky teamug. 