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Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020
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from the top of my head

I think it's meaning is "the first thing or things that come to your head when it comes to name someone or something inside a context"
- Can you name three emperors of Rome?

- Augustus, Nero, Marcus Aurelius...from the top of my head, now.
by Pink Bunkadoo November 2, 2020
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Rain drop drop top

The opening phrase of the hip hop song "Bad and boujee ft. Lil Uzi Vert" by Migos.
This was quickly turned into a rather popular meme.
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NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE
IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING
1. Rain drop Drop top

Under your weave is a bald spot

2. Rain drop Drop top
My momma slapped me with a flip flop
by Arno From Belgium January 10, 2017
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Hate floats on top of Alcohol

It's when people get drunk Enough for all the bad things to start coming out. People's secrets, fears, and general stuff they have been hiding like people they hate.
"You see how mean she got" . " Yeah man hate floats on top of Alcohol".
by Tommy & Timmy B August 22, 2021
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Drop Top Concrete Eater

A drop top concrete eater is a sex move where the women preferably drops ass to the ground then shoved her face in the “concrete” or probably more comfortable the sheets.
by Braysmooth June 21, 2023
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Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.
Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.
by JohnWasser February 21, 2019
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Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.
Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.
by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018
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