Tea

You slap your girl in the face when she about to give you head and say "hears *slap* *slap* the mf *slap* *slap* D", referencing the infamous tik tok tea girl.

"I gave my girlfriend the tea last night and now I have no where to stay"

by Bruhmoment69420 April 22, 2019

tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea

"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"

by phantomgirll November 16, 2019

Tea

Tea is NOT just a beverage. Tea is gossip and drama usually spilt by a few people like tea dealers there’s mostly one sometimes. But tea does go around in friendships.

Me to someone who wants tea: I heard that yesterday Becky was out for getting lip fillers

Person who wants tea: wow that’s some tea

Me to my friend,Ashley ( made up): ooo you got any tea I need tea
Ashley ( again made up): yep
Me: yay! Spill the tea all of it please! I might have some too.

Ashley: ok I heard that Gabby ( made up) called your man ugly and gay.

Me: THAT BITCH. Ashley that’s some tea thanks for telling me.

Ashley: what’s the tea?
Me: oh my boyfriend you know ,Kyle ( MADE UP AGAIN) said i love you

Ashley: awww that’s some cute tea.

( disclaimer:ALL THE NAMES I USED ARE MADE UP I DONT KNOW PEOPLE WITH THESE NAMES ITS MADE UP AGAIN I REPEAT THE NAMES ARE MADE UP)

by Thatgirl05 October 6, 2019

Tea

gossip

bitch! spill the tea!

by idkiwantakidicanthave March 15, 2019

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

jana ice tea

the best drink in the world, produced in bosnia

bosnian dude: alo brajo this is so good
another bosnian dude: ma ja brajo, it's jana ice tea

by alexismightbegay December 12, 2020

Faul-Tea

When someone says 'Tea' but in the wrong context or scenario

Person 1: What's your favorite kind of food?
Person 2: OMG, Tea.

Person: Um, that's a Faul-Tea use of 'Tea,' hun

by slumdom August 3, 2022