French Twizzler

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.

I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto

by Zah Geen July 7, 2016

french-skin stare

instead of the light-skin stare, it's with French people and you have to play the stereotypical French music.

person1) Damn, look at Jasper!
person2) Yea! He's doin' the french-skin stare!

by SirBeepeth May 26, 2023

French Circus

A person receives (or experiences) a French Circus when seated in an armchair and another person stands on the arms and grinds their crotch in the recipients' face. Often part of a lap dance.

I had a great French Circus at the strip club last night...

by ragnor May 12, 2014

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

french tumbler

French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)

Babe could you make me a French tumbler, I'm a little thirsty. No ice!

by End_owled December 4, 2017

madalyn french

A dumb bitch

Hi I'm madalyn French
Ewww what a dumb bitch

by Xxdumb_emoxX November 12, 2020