Hand Beef

Male masturbation

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"

by TdogNite July 24, 2015

Beef

A term used with someone who your are close friends with. It shows endearment and care.

Adrien: *starts break dancing*

Lauren: “Omg Adrien fuck it up, thats my Beef right there”

by Dont3venask August 3, 2022

Beef

When u have a secret or information on another person

Hey do you have any beef on Aidan?

Yeah, I do

by Milla.2k17 March 10, 2017

Beef Queef

When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.

"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"

by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016

Beef Jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob

Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before

by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020

Big beefed

The act of a Tennessee tractor pull mixed with an Arabian desert sandstorm, leaving the sexual receiver in coma or unconscious state

Last night rob “big beefed” Joey so hard heffe had to drive Joey to the hospital, he was unconscious!

by Father McKinley February 1, 2021

Beef Blarget

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.

Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!

by NardNardler August 23, 2021