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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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Sock

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CUNTS

KIDS
Im the poor cunt with socks!! least your kids are your own!!
by Some aussie cunt August 17, 2022
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Hotdog socks

"tf is Hotdog socks"
by socks, Hotdog April 24, 2014
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Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!
I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!
by Lucycakes April 30, 2016
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It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.
Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus
by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
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sock

by kermitfroggy May 26, 2023
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Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.
That guy deserves a shit sock.
by PossumDundee July 11, 2023
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