Sock

The thing that lives under your bed and you don't know where it went.

Me: Hey Dad, where did my sock go?
Dad:

by Autism Donor December 19, 2019

Socks

A feet condom...

I WANT THE SOCKS THAT MY FRIEND HAS AHhhHHhHHH!

by SadBoisHours July 08, 2019

Sock

A phony facebook profile used for trolling

Me:"That chick is hot"
You: "Its a sock acount"
Me: "even if its just a sock, id still cum in her".

by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017

Socks

Socks are stinky. They are as stinky as my school. They stink from miles away.

WARNING: never smell your socks

Omg my room stinks

As much as my smelly socks? I dont think thats possible

by SimsonLife November 20, 2021

Socks

A name that is often used by non-binary people.

Non-binary person: How did you know I was non-binary?
Me: Your name is Socks.

by goblinqueer December 17, 2021

Sock

Some Other Cunts Kid

Dating a man or a woman that has a Kid to someone else.

James can't come out tonight cause he's stuck looking after the sock

by Shasteal YoMeal June 28, 2015

Socks

A retarded excuse to hide the fact that you sucked your cousin off in the shower

I sucked my cousin off in the shower,,, dont worry its not gay i had socks on

by big old cock February 08, 2021