sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 August 01, 2020

Sam

The person is very soft.

That Sam kid is really soft!

by Camyron c December 09, 2021

Sam

Sam that nigga the best athlete you know and a nigga that pulls girls but is loyal as hell

Damn sam really love that girl but every girl wants him

by That nigga305 November 22, 2021

Sam

Sam is a simp for every girl he meets, he is also very gay like double, ultra, triple gay.

-Do you know Sam?

Sam who?

-The simp sam?

The gay one?

-Yup that’s him…

by I wish I had a boyfriend July 23, 2022

Sam

A great friend who could be a total badass! shes there when you need her, and always has your bac if you have on keep her <3

Hey Sam

by WASSSGOODBIIITTTTCH June 16, 2018

Sam

Has a massive 9-8 inch dick.

Your such a Sam.

by Sexytwig December 21, 2021

sam

a simp that puts hoes b4 bros

sam is simping for chloe

by ur a nonce June 01, 2021