Roadmen are evolved chavs who think they are hard and intimidating when it has the complete opposite affect. They wear puffa jackets, tracksuits and Nike air max's.
To be a Roadman and join the community, you must be dead in the head, speak like your from the ends. AKA the criptip language they use which makes them sound like losers. Also, they must speak in as deep voice as possible even if they have not hit puberty yet just to maintain the image of being this big intimidating thing.
If you want to get in a fight with one though, just insult their mum because thats the only person in the world they care about because they reassure them they aren't as dumb and not as much as a waste of space as everyone else thinks they are.
To be a Roadman and join the community, you must be dead in the head, speak like your from the ends. AKA the criptip language they use which makes them sound like losers. Also, they must speak in as deep voice as possible even if they have not hit puberty yet just to maintain the image of being this big intimidating thing.
If you want to get in a fight with one though, just insult their mum because thats the only person in the world they care about because they reassure them they aren't as dumb and not as much as a waste of space as everyone else thinks they are.
by Subscribe to pewdiepie to win March 26, 2019
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by The Return of Light Joker November 27, 2009
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by abel_brightside July 7, 2016
Get the Reverse roadhead mug.Similar in technique to the Jewish Roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit across all lanes, blocking all faster traffic from passing.
The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.
A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.
A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! These mother fuckers are Jewish Roadblocking me doing 10 under!
<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>
<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>
Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>
<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>
Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
by TheChimichunga December 20, 2008
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The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
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