spraining your p*ssy

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong

"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."

by ayeeebeansyo September 11, 2017

qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p'[]\=-0987654321`

damn bro you way too bored
typed in a snake way like ~~~ then going your way to \ and up to the number bar
just realized this face is in there. ;p
also who on giphy wrote that

P1: I've tried everything.
P2: Oh really?
P1: Yep, but some one already made it.
P2: Search qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p'\=-0987654321`
P1: Hmm, nothing there, mine now.
P2: radio bozo

by bored_nerrd January 10, 2022

P .U .B .S.

Pick Up Big Styleey

To pick up hot girls.

Used on the beach, it gives the male the power to identify hot ass to his friends without arousing suspicion. Often followed by a clock sign....

P .U .B .S.
3 o'clock

aww yeah, sweet bit of preteen

by drobe May 15, 2007

ia-l si p-asta

In English it's like: take this one (while holding your dick)
It's another Romanian trash joke

In Enghlish:
-I'm going to take some water
-Take this one
In Romanian:
-Ma duc sa iau o apa
-Ia-l si p-asta
(it's the same thing but translated in Romanian)

by Masonu de la ILYES April 14, 2021

ndjnnrifhorfjileuarfhrfrfnibvoidnuifjjiniuyfdrtsewzqwaqaecggytctujyvrtuyfvyutfuyjmkmihjijioplpjhughujnjububughiujfvjbuytdxctrswdtrfdsassdtrdfcfvtygfghilughkutfygutgfhftyghb2345465u6y65tgrt#$%^&5485840590n/h''kl]p'['\\['.'/;'

No one will ever find this

i was bored so i spammed random keys and came up with ndjnnrifhorfjileuarfhrfrfnibvoidnuifjjiniuyfdrtsewzqwaqaecggytctujyvrtuyfvyutfuyjmkmihjijioplpjhughujnjububughiujfvjbuytdxctrswdtrfdsassdtrdfcfvtygfghilughkutfygutgfhftyghb2345465u6y65tgrt#$%^&5485840590n/h''klp''\\'.'/;'

by pseudonymwhattheheckdoesthatme September 29, 2023

I+h+o+p+ness

i ate chyo penis

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 11, 2008

p-i-double-guh-ISSED

A declaration of anger suitable for fat white women and scrawny gay men.

"The bitch at the drive through forgot my five-pounder with cheese, you know I can't just eat a big fry! I am p-i-double-guh-issed!"

Said fat Tammy to her little Chee-Who-A-Who-A

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009