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Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
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Ninja

An ass fortnite player that has a big ego and likes to fuckin rage
Person 1: Look its Ninja!
Person 2: *Goes over to Ninja* *tap tap* Ninja im a big fan
Ninja: The FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
by YeetMan4206988 November 5, 2019
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Ninja Time

Proclaimed Action:
(Nin-ju.__Tie-mm)

One calls out "Ninja Time" to signify that they are going to vanish for a while, after the statement "Ninja Time" has been made it is customary but not necessary to include "Duces"
Bez: Yo this party sucks
Jack: Yeah but what are you going to do? We have to be here..
Bez: Ninja Time..... duces
Jack: Ninja what?? Wait... What?? Where did you go?? {Looks around to no avail}
by TheAlbanianKingBez March 11, 2011
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The Flying Ninja

when ur haing sex and right before u eject u take yo penis out and eject and let the bitch catch it in the mouth
i did the flying ninja on yo bitchezz ass.
i did the flying ninja on yo moma get on my level
i was tired of having regular sex with my girlfriend. So i did the flying ninja and we cant stop!
by Joe Rican 1096 September 28, 2011
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keybored ninjas

Someone who well messages you to death through text, emails or online DMS. Always act tough behind a keybored. Most are internet trolls
Man you keybored ninjas text me to death
by Street code February 19, 2024
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Ninja

A Ninja is someone who leaves a party or pub/club without telling their friends, all stealth-like (usually because they're tired or drunk and don't want to cop flak for leaving early). This practice can become a common prank between friends, sometimes blowing up into an all-out "Ninja War".
Friend 1: Where'd Beamers go?
Friend 2: Umm, she told me she was going to the bar for another drink. Wait... That was half an hour ago...
Friend 1: Unbelievable, she's done a Ninja again.
Friend 2: That's it, Ninja War declared.
by Beamers202 July 23, 2013
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Ninja House

(Verb: Ninja Housing)
To build a house in the woods completely silently, so quitely that even if you were on a discord vc people wouldn't hear you. Any house built in this manner is a ninja house
My friend likes to go ninja housing, they're nearly done with their latest project. Wow, tell me when I can see the finished ninja house
by Muscle Tissue Enjoyer August 2, 2022
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