mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by ayydubs'_lefteyeball September 19, 2021

The Cokie Monster

This is a term used to describe a guy you know who can barely manage to hold his life together because he’s always strung out on cocaine. He’s a silver spoon fed jackass who masks his addiction with douchebag arrogance. A fucking nightmare of a human to be around. It’s not uncommon for him to self force sexual favors to acquire some or apply to his debt.

Yo Grady. Rich and Nate are coked out of their fucking skulls again.

I swear, those losers. I bet they suck each other off for discounts or else they’d both be broke.

I heard once they got into a big fight because Richie ties what he had left under his balls, prison style then told Nate he’d “like to see him try.” It’s like they’re made for each other. So rather than fight, they went into the back room and The Cokie Monster sucked him off for a tiny fix of the dogshit cut up trash they get.

by Who stole my shoes? April 20, 2020

monster

zia :D

act your way through life so no one sees the monster B)

by nou0307 March 31, 2022

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Burgchurg September 22, 2021

Monsters Are Due On Maple Street

An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.

The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."

by GI Jes February 7, 2023

forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

by anonymous September 18, 2016

clean clean clean ocd monster

ur ocd monster telling u to clean clean clean. STOP MAKING SUCH A MESS AND CLEAN IT UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ClEaN cLeAn ClEaN Mr manface! It's me, you're clean clean clean ocd monster

by Definitions@123 May 15, 2024