The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

leg quake

Any Activity and or exercise that focuses largely on a persons legs, specifically the quads. Thus making them quake and quiver out of fatigue.

Ben it’s leg day today! Get ready for a hell of a LEG QUAKE!

by LemmeCopThat August 15, 2019

Barrel with legs

Fat or large weiner dog (daushund)

Look at Chico he's a Barrel with Legs!

by Jesse v December 21, 2007

break a leg

they want you to get a cast in a movie but also want you to actually break a leg irl for rizz

yo bro, I hope you break a leg, that'll get you fizz dawg

by neva got give u up May 11, 2023

leg thumb

Penis

Emily saw my leg thumb when it fell out of my swimsuit today.

by Bain_Train September 3, 2017

Joey long legs

Girls und panzer lover; Minecraft player; core journey player; toaster. He is a true god and ruler of all things anime

Maxresdefault: Joey Long Legs is a retarted kid! Cwiseguy: no u nn 😈

by CWisehomie June 25, 2021

Log Legs

Name of guy who’s legs are as thick as logs and rumbles the ground everywhere he walks.

Person one: Oh hey look it’s Log Legs!

Person two: Timber!!!

by Myhandsaretoocold June 8, 2018