Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb

"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"

by Aezerix June 7, 2018

jake angeles

tanner fox's best friend who's a crazy good scooter rider sponsored by scooter farm and a youtube

jake angeles... you mean tanner fox's best friend?

by andrubebs July 10, 2017

Jake

The son of Hitler.

"Heil Jake!"

by JustWizzy February 6, 2019

Jake

simp.

Jake is simp of the year

by clownoftheyear December 26, 2019

Jake

Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.

Hey jake, wanna play moss?

by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021

jake singer

The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families

Fuck! I hate this kid Jake Singer.

by Sloss_ February 23, 2017

Jake

The most perfect man in the world.

I have a crush on Jake...

by iZoulsone November 21, 2021