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indian fire alarm

After sex on the beach, the alarm sounds the next day at about 4pm when you realize your dick is as red as an indian.
Person 1: Dude, last night was amazing. 4 chicks on the beach and i don't even have to buy them dinner, too bad for this indian fire alarm.
Person 2: Was it worth it?
Person 1: Fuck yea, just gonna jerk off with some aloe for a while.
by It_could_happen_to_you September 7, 2012
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Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.
Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?
by SithLordTrevor June 5, 2022
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stick touches the fire

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?
"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"
by chaz17 July 14, 2005
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Fire hornrt angel

Your crush or girl/boyfrirnd
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 20, 2019
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burning ring of fire

The current-time act of causing a burn on the butthole caused by lighing flatulence, usually with a lighter or match.
Lighting your farts could cause a burning ring of fire if improperly performed.
by Spazvicious May 26, 2019
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alabama church fire

A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.

Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.

They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.
Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"

Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"

Guy: "Get out."
by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013
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Lighting money on fire

Spending money freely, like crazy, financially irresponsible people do
If you want a good retirement income, stop lighting money on fire, even if you bring home lots of it.
by Sexydimma June 3, 2021
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