in the air

Having your ass in the airs while watching porn, solo sexual activity.

Person 1: Why are they grounded?
Person 2: They were caught in the air last night.

by Yourmomissohot69 November 18, 2021

shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024

Play it by air

In New Zealand, english is not their first language, so idiots think that "Play it by ear" is "Play it by air" which means "go with the flow... of the wind.

Let's Play it by air

by kungfukiwi June 29, 2022

Hot air balloon

The sexual act of chewing an excess amount of bubblegum, blowing a bubble around your partner's penis, then jerking them off so they nut inside the bubble.

"Dude, my dad just Hot air ballooned himself into boyfriend status"

by Kicks43 May 22, 2020

Air

Air is the type of guy you want to keep for the rest of your life. He's the most kindest, funniest, and most loving guy a girl can have. He's annoying and stubborn because he wants to keep his girl safe and away from danger. If his girl ends up injured or hurt, you messed with the wrong guy. He blames himself for not being able to protect his girl and eventually wants to spoil her for her to love him even more. Make sure not to let an Air slip through your hands, ladies!

"Have you seen her and Air?! She's so lucky. I wish I was her so he can love me like that..."

by Idk_what_anymore February 11, 2019

Air Vape

When you exhale in cold weather to make it look like you are blowing smoke. Therefore vaping.

All the kids in the courtyard doing were air vape this morning and it looked super cool.

Isn't that when they blow out smoke from the cold

Yup, now get away from you freaky homeless guy

by Thatguy447 December 3, 2018

Air Hog

An AIR HOG is a pneumatic version of a "wet willie", to perform an AIR HOG one needs to spit a large loogie into the persons ear then quickly press your mouth to their ear and blow as hard as you can focing said loogie deep into there ear canal.

I gave em an air hog one time, dude aint been the same since

by CAMPERSHELLED June 5, 2025