Ghost Boyfriend

Typically said by someone who has watched "Julie and the Phantoms".

Relating to one of the dead band members that they like.

"Hey, you know Luke? He's my ghost boyfriend."

by liccle ol' lady October 18, 2020

stinky ghost slip

a fart, flatulence

“ew! michael let the stinky ghost slip!”

by splart November 27, 2023

Ghost bitches

The women you hook up with in heaven while waiting for your wife to die and join you.

After my fatal heart attack, I was running through three ghost bitches, then my wife showed up and killed me again.

by Dundermiffln October 24, 2023

The Ghost

A vengeful spirit, reincarnated from a samurai who died protecting Komoda Beach. He has come back to liberate Tsushima from the dirty Mongols.

"I heard The Ghost chopped off the Khan's head"

by whatismyname182 March 21, 2022

ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).

"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009

ghosts

a phantom or non being or sprit

ther is ghosts in this movie.

by chcolatebunny April 25, 2017

Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 March 3, 2012