Fan Wiper (n.): used as an insult; allergens and dust particles get caught within the blades of the fan. If you are a person who suffers from allergies, you understand how unpleasant these particles can be. now as a fan wiper, you have the duties of collecting the dust and therefor getting stuck with it yourself while the fan gets to enjoy the bliss of being clean and dust free.
by Pop Fizz May 28, 2008

A sexual act in which you hang from the ceiling while your buddy puts his penis in yo butt hole while spinning with his arms and legs out like the blades of a fan
by Queef inspector September 17, 2025

by PWSinwreck August 6, 2021

by JustYourRegularJoe August 28, 2019

by unibard August 1, 2020

A: Oh my gosh? Why do you slay so hard??
B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan
B: I'm a virgin who cannot drive.
A: what?
B: an average crawlers fan
by Ltwtisfruityaf December 27, 2022
