Ethan

I could easily go home on a night out with an Ethan raaaahh he is very easy ont eh eyes icons stare into those brown eyes for infinitey without even blinking 😉
Ethan is a hot specimen
by Pedoff hileee June 26, 2021
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Ethan

Type of guy of says he cares but actually does care.
Friend 1: OMG I just love Ethan! He says he cares and he actually does care!
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?
by Rosa11 April 19, 2024
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Ethan

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noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!
My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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Ethan

a cute lil dumbass bitch that likes to sniff the cheese from his own cock.
my pookie is such an ethan
by ethans big tittty gf January 15, 2024
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Ethan

The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.
Yo Jerome, this bitch across the room is for real an Ethan

Oh word? Let’s dip ‘fore we get harassed.
by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024
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Ethan

Having a best friend called Ethan is the biggest flex ever. They're known for their savage childhoods and blue or green eyes. They may be seen as weird but wait till they come out of their shell. They are very dark humoured with gelled hair and happen to get all the girls. But of a gamer is very artistic
Ethan is the bestttt
by Pinnacleorange November 18, 2020
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