Ethan

Type of guy of says he cares but actually does care.

Friend 1: OMG I just love Ethan! He says he cares and he actually does care!
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?

by Rosa11 April 19, 2024

The Ethan

While fucking a chick doggy style grab her hair and split it in two.
Wrap her hair around her neck in a loop and pull back to achieve full choke.
If the hair is long enough stuff the remaining hair up the ass. This will lock her into place.

Just give her "The Ethan" they love it.

by The Ennis June 22, 2024

Ethan

The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.

Yo Jerome, this bitch across the room is for real an Ethan

Oh word? Let’s dip ‘fore we get harassed.

by Cheeto Finger August 15, 2024

Ethan

A sheep who refuses to except the world for what it is

An Ethan is a sheep

by Notethansheep November 23, 2021

Ethan

a cute lil dumbass bitch that likes to sniff the cheese from his own cock.

my pookie is such an ethan

by ethans big tittty gf January 15, 2024

Ethan

Although he says he loves you he's a big fat fucking liar who doesn't know how to swim against the waves pulling him away, he'll consistently make you out to be the bad guy ladies run away from every ETHAN EVERY

Ethan is a fucking slut

by Dishonest_eyes July 25, 2025

Ethan

Ethan’s are Tall,kind,cute,and are always there for you if you want a sweet hot guy then Ethan’s are perfect for you.

Ethan’s are hot

by whtfvdg November 22, 2021