Racoon eyes

When your girlfriend passes out and you dip your balls in chocolate pudding. Then place them on her eyes without her knowing.

I gave her a pair of racoon eyes after sex because she passed out.

by Sly Baloney January 22, 2017

Legolas Eye

Symptoms: You just look as if there is no trouble in the world and youre quite faraway and all that is good and all that is unbearable would be lost upon you
Causes: thinking of/seeing Legolas, watching/reading Lord of the Rings

-What's wrong with Maddie?
-Oh she has a serious case of Legolas Eye.
-Oh, I understand.

by ThePrinceofMirkwood April 25, 2011

Christmas eyes.

1) When one stays up all night on Christmas Eve, and on Christmas morning, their eyes are blood shot.

2)Peeking at your presents before they're wrapped.

1) You could so tell Sara had Christmas eyes yesterday.

2) Mom: Do you have CE?
kid: What's that?
Mom: Christmas Eyes.
Kid: What's that?
Mom: You peeped at the presents didn't you?
Kid: How'd you know?

by gooleojxkafjsfd January 13, 2007

Suffix "Eye"

The main suffix of JC. Used at the end of almost anything. Mostly always used at the end of words ending in Y. To successfully make a word work with eye, you have to replace the ending vowel sound with it.

1)Cubbie - Cubeye
2)Pipsy - Pipseye
3)Cory - Coreye
4)Kid - Kideye

Things like...
5)Sand - Sandeye
6)Sandy - Sandeye
....You have to know the context of the sentence

by Mike April 3, 2004

Bright Eyes

An indie folk band formed by musician Conor Oberst of Omaha, Nebraska. It is known and defined for it's sad keys and the raw and emotional vocals of Conor himself. Generally amongst fans he is either hated or revered as a God.

"Oh my gosh, i LOVE Conor Oberst of Bright Eyes! He is such a genius and his lyrics are pure poetry!"
"What, you mean the screechy guy with the guitar from that emo band? He is terrible!"

by Macadamia Marshmallow April 2, 2013

jimmy eye

As of or pertaining to of one or more eyes on a persons face becoming lazy, especially when drunk.

"Joe was so pants clowned that he was giving the entire romm the jimmy eye."

by The JZA & The RZA August 26, 2004

fish eyes

Someone, usually a girl, with eyes on the sides of their head.

Damn!, Britney Spears and Brandy got some fish eyes.

by RAWoods July 3, 2006