LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009

Nuts Cold

A variation of cold as balls

Temperatures cold enough to cause even you nuts to feel frozen.

Charles: I just came back from the convenience store and it is nuts cold out there.

by dm84z28 May 10, 2010

if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

dick cold

Chlamydia

Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks

by Swampninja08 March 10, 2016

anna codling

anna codling

a girl who has a thing for FUCK BOYS and an odd relationship with the men at most fire departments (an illegal but good one )
she also like boys with greasy hair however fancies a change every once in a while (Luke)
she is also part robot and can only have her parts changed up to 7 times a month causing her to ocasionally rust and smell of oil

"you seen that skank over there "
"yeah shes called anna codling"

"KMS"
"Yea me two... KMS"

by kalazorz July 2, 2016