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Charlie's 'stache 

1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.

2. The most painful way to die.
1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!

The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.

2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.
Charlie's 'stache by Liarface December 9, 2008
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Charlie Slap 

A "low five" invented by a Cannabis connoisseur known as "Charlie" whereas the downward "five" is executed with then retracted as quickly possible with a severe excess of the force expected when receiving a "high five".

(It can also be used in a sideways variation)


P.S.

This is the exact opposite of the 'Charlie Tap'



You know how I can tell he's excited about tonight? He gave you the 'Charlie Slap'...
Charlie Slap by JesusDick January 21, 2009
The little hole on the end of your knob
e.g. she was so hot out of my charlif came the biggest load i've shot in a while
Charlif by upyourmamashole March 13, 2009

Charliev 

The sweetest, funniest, sexiest man in the world
I'm the luckiest woman in the world, my husband is so Charliev.
Charliev by DLV1985 May 12, 2010

Charlie Sucio 

Maneuver- When a dude named charlie (or not) has not had sex, showered or taken a dump in a year and unloads everything that can possibly come out of his body onto a suspecting (or unsuspecting female (or male).

Typically occurring in the shower or on a bed with plastic sheets for easy clean up. Otherwise the cleaning crew will be pissed of and charge an additional fee.

History - This maneuver started in war torn Eastern Europe in 1936 however its popularity has recently resurfaced in the Barbary Coast of San Francisco.
Man, what happened to this room? Somebody must have busted out the Charlie Sucio on some chick. Call hazmat!
Charlie Sucio by Zig Nasty July 15, 2010

CharlieSheen'n 

CharlieSheen'n (char-lee-she-nin)
v. CharlieSheen'n (char-lee-she-nin), to charliesheen someone, charliesheened, charliesheens
urban verb for the more proper "CharlieSheening"
v. action of the man who is Charlie Sheen

CharlieSheen'n is an action of character representing a high level of smack talk ability that usually only comes as a side affect from bangin' seven gram rocks. CharlieSheen'n is usually referred to as something someone is doing to you (Why you CharlieSheen'n me?) but can also act as a means of boasting (I'm CharlieSheen'n you.) This can include the following but is not limited to
1. attacking someone publicly with humor on national TV; to front on them; to bring humility to them while unbeknownst to you - you are embarrassing yourself as well
2. acting as if your world is not tumbling in around you
3. living with two random girls you call goddesses but are no where close to being goddesses

4. beating someone in a race to grow your new twitter account followers
5. acting as if you are holding it together, when it is apparent you are not
6.making someone fire you
7.doing anything as bad or worse than telling your dad off on national TV
8. having Adonis DNA or TigersBlood
"I know you might fire me, but I'm CharlieSheen'n you right now."

or

As Oprah said after having her twitter record broken "Man, Charlie Sheen is CharlieSheen'n me right now."
or

Your boss who has to let you go may say, "Why are you CharlieSheen'n me?"
or

as Nancy Grace said "He did interviews with everyone but turned me down. He's CharlieSheen'n me bad."
CharlieSheen'n by mattofact1 March 23, 2011

Charlie Carpenter 

A talented young boy starting off his writing career young. He goes to Watkinson school. Hes a lax brah and wears his jersey at night just cause. His songs are excellent and everyone should listen to them.
girl 1: OhMiGawsh did you hear that
girl 2: Hear what?
girl 1: I think thats Charlie Carpenter singing one of his songs!
Both : ahhhhh! Charlie i love you!!!