Beats by (name)

Beats by (name) is slang for a handjob. As in when somebody gives you a handjob.

Beats by Carol, Beats by Mike, etc.

The date went from good to great when I got Beats by (name).

by DukeofMonteCristo January 26, 2018

beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018

beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

risky beat

When a song comes on that makes you want to party hard. It is the inception of the idea to go out and get wasted

" hey go put floor fillers on the radio, replies: no man that's a 'risky beat' for a Monday"

by FesoJMG February 10, 2018

Beat em and eat em

What you do during oral sex

Those two are going to beat em and eat em

by pablowisdom January 6, 2017

Beat Brakes and rolled out

Means to have sex with someone like a one night stand and leave afterwards

So i Beat Brakes and rolled out on some guy last night!

by CandyCane September 14, 2012

BEAT HOOVES!

An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.

Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.

His reply would be:

BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!

by wizzle dizzle September 19, 2012