country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.

I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.

by Someguy9346 December 1, 2013

2026 polar bear

Well this disturbing image is everywhere on tiktok and other websites. It is an oddly shaped polar bear? Which appears to have legs dragging behind it. It is an ai picture which people might think has something to do with the willow project? Who knows..it could?

2026 polar bear

by Ashen3 September 21, 2023

Shaky Bear Syndrome

When you get really high and you twitch or shake or vibrate or anything similar.

"Dude," exclaimed Paul, "I have shaky bear syndrome right now."
"Yeah, you're shaking 'cause you're high," replied Todd.

by RoooooaaaaaarrrUH13 June 28, 2009

making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020

Baby Bear Blues

It is the action of mimicking breastfeeding using a soft toy, usually through jealousy of a new sibling, with a bear being the most popular animal chosen.

Most people that have Baby Bear Blues claim to have done so when at an early age. However, usually, they still do, even at mature ages.

Users of the Baby Bear Blues tend to be socially unaccepted and use various methods to fit in and look cool, such as making up words.

"I wouldn't be his friend, he has Baby Bear Blues'

"Wardell Baby Bear Blued when he was younger..."

by Phewfew May 1, 2009

fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019

I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.

Example does not exist for I am not a bear

by KL MB February 21, 2013