by Jaydee bruhh December 6, 2017

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!
So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 5, 2020

by ImSoTriggered August 25, 2017

guy 1: yo dude come up with something to put on urban dictionary
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block
by ZombiefleshLOZ March 23, 2016

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
by Guessimist September 10, 2015

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.
The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:
Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.
The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:
Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
by Skisonice September 30, 2022
