Jake

Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.

Leah: are you okay?

Jake: yeah

Leah: You sure?

Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*

Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.

Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass

by Immacrackyyy May 8, 2020

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jake camponella

a ginger nigga with a little dick and cant hold a gf for more than a week

holy shit, its jake camponella! i heard his dick is like a tic-tac

by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019

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Jake-ing it

Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.

I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.

by Bunglesbutthole August 9, 2021

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Jake

The son of Hitler.

"Heil Jake!"

by JustWizzy February 6, 2019

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Jake

If your name is Jake, you are in need of IMMEDIATE mental help. Besides that, he can be a good friend and always know how to make you laugh. He can be supportive but sometimes he takes his jokes a little far. He is basically bones, twig-like arms and a pale-ish complexion.There's never a dull moment with a Jake.

STOP CALLING ME WOMAN, JAKE

by HEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeeee October 7, 2020

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