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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.

“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”

by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025

Dirty Thirty’s

Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.

Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!

Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!

by CMBD_MD April 13, 2025

Egg-thirty

Instead of 8:30 it's egg thirty and time to eat eggs

It's egg-thirty, do you want eggs?

by Grandarthma July 17, 2025

Pre-third

Pre-third - Noun- The interval between the end of WW2 and the beginning of WW3, all of us presently live in. A science fiction concept.

Cassandra would have warned us about the pre-third, but who heeds a Greek goddess cursed to be truthful?

by Fanwood Watcher April 26, 2025

The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.

The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

len wel thirn forn fin sin sen ayn ine un

Shortened forms of the numbers from eleven to twenty, used by some musicians as a way of counting beats in music that has time signatures over ten beats per measure.

"One two three four five six seven eight nine ten len wel thirn forn fin sin sen ayn ine un...what kind of a crazy piece of music is this, in 20/16?" I'e never seen anything like it before!

by pentozali April 2, 2009