When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!
R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!
R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 06, 2008
Similar to 3 second rule, 5 second rule, 10 second rule
An (as of yet) unwritten rule that any food dropped on the floor may be picked up and eaten as long the person who dropped it states the number of seconds it has been on the floor and adds 'rule' on the end.
This is ever extendable for the length of time the food has been on the floor so can be used in any situation, especially if the dropped item is not easily accessible.
It is commonplace to wipe off some of the dust etc. before proceeding to eat
An (as of yet) unwritten rule that any food dropped on the floor may be picked up and eaten as long the person who dropped it states the number of seconds it has been on the floor and adds 'rule' on the end.
This is ever extendable for the length of time the food has been on the floor so can be used in any situation, especially if the dropped item is not easily accessible.
It is commonplace to wipe off some of the dust etc. before proceeding to eat
Person 1: Oh no I dropped my sweet under the table!
Person 2: No worries 25 second rule
Person 1: I thought that was just 3 seconds
Person 2: no it's the extendable second rule
*person 1 bends under table, retrieves sweet and eats it*
Person 2: No worries 25 second rule
Person 1: I thought that was just 3 seconds
Person 2: no it's the extendable second rule
*person 1 bends under table, retrieves sweet and eats it*
by JessieJess August 29, 2009
A porven method to guarantee sexual intercourse. It is as follows:
Left Hand Rule:
First thing you have to do. You have to lay on the left side of the bed.
Then you take your left hand and slap it across her belly. Don't slap it hard, just kinda place it there. And then you take the right side of your head and put it on her shoulder so you can look up at her. Then you take your left hand and turn it vertically, with your fingertips pointing in the direction of the vaginal area. Then you take your top 4 fingers and feel the waist band. Thats to let her know that you are there. Now at this point, you look up again to see if she is looking at you. If she is not looking at you, this gives you clearance to slide toward the cleft of the clitoris. You take your middle finger, and you start to slide it down adn you are searching for the clitoris. Only the middle finger. Once again you look up, to see if she is looking at you, you have have past the second clearance area. Now that you have reached the clitoris she has gave you clearance, so you take the index finger and the middle finger and you hook them around. Now what you do is you take those 2 fingers and stir them around in the vagina like it's some hot chocolate.Now here is the final look, you gonna go ahead and look at her again. And at this point she should not be looking at you and moving around making little noises cause it feels good.Now, what you gonna do now while your left hand is down there, you take the right hand and proceed to take the pants off. She should start assisting you in the removal of the pants.At that point her legs should part like the RED SEA. Remove Left hand, insert penis. This plan is 100% fool proof.
Left Hand Rule:
First thing you have to do. You have to lay on the left side of the bed.
Then you take your left hand and slap it across her belly. Don't slap it hard, just kinda place it there. And then you take the right side of your head and put it on her shoulder so you can look up at her. Then you take your left hand and turn it vertically, with your fingertips pointing in the direction of the vaginal area. Then you take your top 4 fingers and feel the waist band. Thats to let her know that you are there. Now at this point, you look up again to see if she is looking at you. If she is not looking at you, this gives you clearance to slide toward the cleft of the clitoris. You take your middle finger, and you start to slide it down adn you are searching for the clitoris. Only the middle finger. Once again you look up, to see if she is looking at you, you have have past the second clearance area. Now that you have reached the clitoris she has gave you clearance, so you take the index finger and the middle finger and you hook them around. Now what you do is you take those 2 fingers and stir them around in the vagina like it's some hot chocolate.Now here is the final look, you gonna go ahead and look at her again. And at this point she should not be looking at you and moving around making little noises cause it feels good.Now, what you gonna do now while your left hand is down there, you take the right hand and proceed to take the pants off. She should start assisting you in the removal of the pants.At that point her legs should part like the RED SEA. Remove Left hand, insert penis. This plan is 100% fool proof.
" I heard you beat last night."
" Yeah she fell victim to the left hand rule, next thing you know she was butt naked, face down ass up"
" Yeah she fell victim to the left hand rule, next thing you know she was butt naked, face down ass up"
by J Boi of Fab 5 January 24, 2008
A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.
by dungbeetle July 10, 2004
If you are more than 500 miles away from home, you can have sex with any nasty pig that is willing, because none of your friends will ever find out.
by Vitriolic X August 11, 2011
a cinematic axiom defining classy, "artistic" nudity; Hollywood nudity is typified by exploitative close-ups and medium shots that both light and frame titties for the clearest view possible of the entire upper torso; art cinema, conversely, tends to abide by the one-titty rule, by which, through either framing, lighting, or, staging, or some combination of the three, only one nipple is visible at a time.
Sure David Cronenberg's "Crash" is possibly the most sexually explicit movie of the notorious pervert's career, but the Canadian master is careful throughout to observe the one-titty rule.
by Gustave Meissenschein December 02, 2013
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