The most amazing MAN in the world, loved more than words can describe by a girl who live to far. He is kind, loving, handsome, and doesn't realize how loved he is, <3
by ailiFce rneWga August 31, 2011
Get the Michael Erik Anthony Kingmug. A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.
Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"
"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
by WatchOutWomen. March 19, 2016
Get the Michael Knowlesmug. People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009
Get the Post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fanmug. Est. August 7, 2021. This day is dedicated to a sexy, funny, hardworking, passionate man who means the world to me. He wears many job titles, gardner, electrician, scientist, trucker, mechanic!! On this day we celebrate all of Michael James David’s favorite activities, foods, and sayings! One of the best days out of the year. Nobody compares to Michael James David.
by kingvon18 September 7, 2021
Get the International Michael James David Daymug. When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.
luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.
by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019
Get the Michael Jackson's early warning systemmug. Waste bucket school full of brown mans bumping toronto tracks on their pmall speakers, Chinese mans rockin fake gear, and filipino mans who hang out with black mans. There are no sweet shordies and alotta sweet mandem wasting their good looks. Daquan runs this school
Guy: “Yo fam you wanna run the aux cord and bump tracks?”
Guy 2: “say no more famo wallahi im bumping kmoney”
Guy 1: wow are you from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy
Guy 2: “say no more famo wallahi im bumping kmoney”
Guy 1: wow are you from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy
by Ripsmokedawg January 12, 2019
Get the Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academymug. the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.
a fucking cockbite.
a fucking cockbite.
"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"
"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"
"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"
by Jimijam486 June 19, 2009
Get the michael sphinkter groupmug.