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The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)
So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!
by Tommy's Hill Figures May 27, 2014
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game of thronesing

A euphemism for having incestuous sex with an attractive relative.
Dear Sansa,

Me and Aunt Dany got really drunk last night and ended up game of thronesing all night long!

Hope everything is good in Winterfell.

Xoxo Jon
by FazSickJoke October 29, 2017
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Game Revival

Re-creating a game that had once been, Either by replicating it the best it can, or adding on to the original.
by howHorrifying November 20, 2019
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Contact Game

Game that is almost exactly the same as the safety game, but instead "contact" is said and the game is played by soldiers.
*Soldier 1 releases flatulence*
Soldier 1 — Contact!
Soldier 2 — Aww, now I can't hit you due to the rules of the Contact Game.
by UrbanCorps November 29, 2010
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The president's of gaming

The most powerful group of gamers to ever exist. The clans members consist of Clinton gaming,Obama gaming,Nixon gaming,Fillmore gaming,Kennedy gaming,and the newest member trump gaming. WARNING IF IN YOUR GAME APPROACH WITH CAUTION.
Guy 1:FUCK!
Guy 2:What?
Guy1: I just got killed for the 20th time by Obama gaming a member of The president's of gaming
Guy 2:Oh come on they cant be that goo-.....FUCK!
Guy 1:And you were saying?
Guy 2:fucking Clinton gaming bombed me.
Guy 1:Oh shit oh fuck oh god trump and Nixon are rushing me!
Guy 2:Oh god its Fillmore!
Guy 1:That's the only one that you shouldn't worry about trust me he wont do much to ya
Guy 2 and 1:OH FUCK
by Tribe of dad January 31, 2020
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Washimga Games

A small game designing group, primarily known for their main game in Roblox, currently in beta, FPS Testing.
person 1 : “hey did you hear about Washimga Games?”
person 2 : “of course I have !! i heard that girls love their swag !!!”
by Muddly January 31, 2021
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The Payton Game

A game which involves a circle jerk with eye contact and the last one to cum on a slice of pizza has to eat it.
Bro that poor guy lost the Payton Game
by JimmyNoLegs November 21, 2016
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