low ti per fe de

a word that a certain filipino can't spell when getting a "low taper fade"

Barber: "Ano gusto mo?" (What do you want?)
Kid: "Low ti per fe de."

by kibidiarl March 27, 2025

Coco-de-mer

A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.

Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.

by A Moot Point! October 6, 2008

Bridget De Montemas

Stinky woman with ADHD

"What the fuck is she doing?" "Don't worry her names Bridget De Montemas" "Oh fair enough then"

by Will Gray Drinks Beer March 25, 2021

Syndrome de Paillasse

Un syndrome décrivant toute personne souffrant de calvitie lourde en état de déni majeur. Les victimes souffrant de ce syndrome possèdent une calvitie si lourde, qu'un helipad s'est formé à l'arrière de leur crâne.

Mec, je crois que t'as le syndrome de Paillasse, faut que tu ailles en Turquie pour refaire tes cheveux.

by helisurface September 3, 2025

Laguna de Bay

A Bay in the Philippines located within southern Central Luzon

The beaches in Laguna de Bay are the best

by Droit May 22, 2024

wot de fauk

a stupid way to say what the fuck. usually used by people online as a joke to avoid censoring.

Jerry: yo man i just beat you up! EZ
Me: wot de fauk
Jerry: no.
Me: >:(

by Payzane and LoveCat September 25, 2020

de-fatten

v. dee-fat-uhn 1. The act of removing fat from someone or an animal alive or dead. 2. A person metabolizing stored fat from exercise, a leaner diet or other methods. 3. lightening a heavy load

"My friend complained his thighs were too chubby and needed to de-fatten."

"De-fatten the chicken by cutting the skin off."

by Dr. Nordoslavic November 5, 2013