Pecker shits

This is for when you take a piss and it smells awful, or resembles a smell of you shitting from your pecker

"Man that was a good piss"
"Dude what the hell, you have pecker shits turn the fan on!"
"My bad bro"

by birdmanswag November 17, 2014

Sussy Shit

When you take a dump while being watched by an impostor

“He just took a Sussy Shit in the Boy’s bathroom.”

by Amogugfard November 19, 2021

shit sites

sites that come up in google search results that don't actually have what your looking for

I googled it but I just got a bunch of shit sites

by SexyPanda33 January 25, 2011

Shit Crime

Its Art of defecating in a public place, Bathroom, Parking Lot, Car in Parking lot, Dog chained to tree, Not only to defecate,
but to intentionally shit on the unit in question, its is more amusing if one can generate the "shotgun shit"
Its a disgusting act of fecal matter basically blown all over someones private property,

Hey Rocket!, That was a nice "Shit Crime" you did at Dennys last night, Almost like that "Shotgun Shit" in that Vette Last week........

by Rocket226 August 18, 2009

shit sniffle

a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick

I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again

by realg March 31, 2015

shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes

by Streetworx June 12, 2018

Tactical Shit

Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/

The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.

Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.

Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.

by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020