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Sock

Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.
Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’

Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer
by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021
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new sock

The interchangeable sock you use in the middle of night when you decide to masterbate.
Hey man wanna see my new sock I just used it last night.
by BiggishTurtle35 March 14, 2021
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Sock

A strange piece of fabric that protects ones foot.
Leah has a sock that is purple with blue stripes.
by Equine.star March 15, 2021
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socked

cringy ass word, who ever uses this name/word is a mental human being
Socked is fucking cringe.
by Udontneedtoknowidiots March 17, 2021
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Fart Sock

A sock that has found a life amongst the change gathered under the couch cushions. After a few months, every member of the family has farted on this sock and when it is found along with a seventy two cents worth of change it is no longer a regular sock, it is a fart sock.
I found a dollar thirty six in change and a fart sock under the couch cushions today.
by Fart Diddly March 19, 2021
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Chicago White Sock

A good luck pre-game ritual for Chicago White Sox fans where your girlfriend slips on a black sock (normally used for feet) on your cock and jacks you off until you cum into the sock while you sit back, relax, and strap it down with a beer, preferably a Miller lite (or modelo if your girl is Latina)

This is similar to the Clark Street Cock Sock, which is performed exclusively among men within the gay community and into a blue sock before Cubs games instead.
My girl surprised me with the ole Chicago White Sock before the game that was so good I nutted through the sock and Giolito threw a no-hitter!
by DamnGoodCockSock April 1, 2021
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Pp sock

Bees produce honey. I produce hunk spunk. Pp sock
by MonkeyGayNuts96 April 2, 2021
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