Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

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creepy uncle socks

Over the ankle white sport socks worn with Men's Clarks Cotrell Step Slip-On Shoes.

by HLJJ65 February 04, 2020

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A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation

by killjoygnomes January 26, 2025

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A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.

by killjoygnomes January 26, 2025

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One who fucks one sock in front of the other sock to make the other sock jealous.

"Chadly's an experienced sock cucker. He mostly cucks lefty socks nowadays."

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Someone who jerks off into their right sock and makes the left sock watch.

Thomas is so mean to his left sock, he always makes it watch while the right one has all the fun. What a Sock Cucker

by M Land May 13, 2024

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When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch

Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.

by M Land May 21, 2024

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