Snake

1. An animal
2. a backstabbing goon
3. the main character of the metal gear games

1. The zoo have the best snakes
2. Micah Bell is a rat boy snake
3. Snake is going on a mission in Afghanistan

by T473N February 22, 2021

snaking the hole

When someone abruptly shoves their fist through your armpit indicating how much they would love to fist the hell out of your man vagina until you scream rape.

Man 1: What a great day. Guy 2 snakes guy 1's hole. Guy 1: take that bitch. Guy 2: god damn it not again. STOP SNAKING THE HOLE BLAKE.

by panda poop nuggets February 15, 2018

Snake

A snake is somebody who goes talking about people behind other people's backs.

Jeff: Omg she is such a snake!
Barbara: I know right!

by Omfgshutup January 11, 2017

slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects

i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet

by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015

Christmas snake

When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass

"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"

" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.

I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.

by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020

Snake

Alive wiggly penis aka the best kind of penis

Person 1: I love my snake

by Wkbdwjaondbsb November 13, 2022